- Me: hey mum what's green and has wheels?
- Mum: what?
- Me: grass i lied about the wheels
- Mum: go to your room
when you want to complain about your problems on tumblr but the person who is causing your problems is following you on tumblr
It’s almost 2014 interracial dating should no longer surprise people
I wonder if you’re allowed to make friends in Hell. Or is it kind of like silent reading time, but with more fire.
this one time in art class we were painting and my teacher was like
"hannah take off your jacket id hate for you to get paint on your led zeppelin sweater"
and i was just like
Hannah take off your shirt. I’d hate for you to get paint on you Led Zepplin shirt.
huh, that makes sense
let me just-
wait a second
maKE IT STOP
hello darkness my old friend
sWEE T MERCIFUL HEAVENS MAK E IT STO P
do you ever see a picture of your internet friend for the first time and you just kinda think
it appears i have accidentally befriended a beauty goddess.
im not crying there’s just two years of waiting for this moment in my eye
- me: on tumblr
- me: clicks video
- me: please be fuckin youtube